A Truth-Seekin' Florida Man
I left Florida when I was 18, 'cause I thought it sucked, and 'cause I was bored, and 'cause I wanted to do something different. I ventured out into the world - the South, then Silicon Valley, then Europe. And the world changed me. And I kinda' forgot about Florida. And then I went back. And Florida had changed. And then - Florida changed me. Unexpectedly. Very unexpectedly. And all that stuff, all mixed together, turned into me, a Truth-Seekin' Florida Man. Trying to have fun, trying to learn, and trying to leave the world jus' a little better than I found it. And if that don't work, I'll just go find some manatees to hang out with.
A Truth-Seekin' Florida Man
#7 - Votin' in Florida November 2022
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A Truth-Seekin' Florida Man
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Season 1
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Episode 7
More leftover YouTube videos converted to audio. Turns out I talk a lot slower when I'm a waving my arms all around (like most of the time).
Fortunately my swearin' picked back up a little bit, which is pretty easy to do when it involves Florida, votin', and politics. And I get to click the explicit button again. Life's lookin' better already.
But I gotta tell you, the endorphin hit I get from publishing all this stuff is pretty good. If you getting a tenth of that kind of enjoyment, you oughta be pretty gawdamm happy. And if you ain't - go look at the price tag you paying again. Uh-huh. Good deal no matter what. YouTube video included for free too.
I might go viral or something any minute you think?